Il y a quelques années, sur des machines unix un message apparaissait tous les matins, les "fortunes". J'en avais compilé quelques uns pour mon plaisir personnel... Bonne lecture 
:musique:
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
I like work ...
I can sit and watch it for hours.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
If AT first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S Truman
Justice, n.: A decision in your favor.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.
What is mind? No matter.
What is matter? Never mind.
-- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875
New systems generate new problems.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Once, adv.: Enough.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call it the target.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
I can resist anything but temptation.
:musique: _______________________
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!
I like work ...
I can sit and watch it for hours.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
If AT first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S Truman
Justice, n.: A decision in your favor.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose.
What is mind? No matter.
What is matter? Never mind.
-- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875
New systems generate new problems.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Once, adv.: Enough.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call it the target.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
I can resist anything but temptation.
